Thursday, 16 June 2011

Top 29 Cities to Visit in 2011 and Why Zeus Should've Worn a Condom

Top 29 Cities to Visit in 2011

Just in time for you to plan your summer vacation
From Beijing to Amsterdam to Sau Paulo to Bangkok, AskMen ranks the top 29 cities to visit in 2011. For those who are looking for a Canadian destination, well, pack your bags and head to Montreal (ranks #26 on the list), which is described as follows:
"Montreal may be one of the most underappreciated cities in North America, possibly thanks to visions of a town buried in year-round snow. But those who have made it to this island city have been rewarded with a town buzzing with a distinct European charm mixed with the best food, shopping and nightlife the Great White North has to offer."

What's number one?  We'll leave that for you to find out... or better yet, decide after you've visited all 29.  Oh yeah, don't forget to pack some condoms.  You know what they say... "Luck favours the prepared."
Click here to see the top 29 cities to visit in 2011.

Why Zeus Should've Worn a Condom

Like all good mythologies, there's a moral to this story
The internet is a wonderful place.  It's full of useful information and entertainment.  In this particular case, we've come across something that's both informative and entertainming.
BEHOLD: Myths RETOLD!  It's a modern and rather profane (read: with a f*ck load of profanity) rehash of ancient myths.  Some of our favourites are: Apollo fucks trees (The story of Apollo falling in love with Daphne),  The Founding of Rome (A hilarious retelling), and last, but not least, Zeus does not understand contraception (The story of Athena's birth) ... which ends with the following lines of genius:
"so the moral of the story is
always wear a condom
because otherwise
you are going to have to resort to an impromptu skull c-section
with a shovel"

Read More Myth Retold Here.

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